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Jul. 13th, 2008

  • 6:07 PM
Gay Mohinder
Some friends and I played around with this Random Paragraph Generator last night (basically, you type in two names, and it gives you random paragraphs with those names), and it resulted in some very lolzy stuff, so I thought I'd share.

Random Mylar Paragraphs:

"Mohinder violates Sylar across the performing tactic. Why can't a politician degenerate beside Mohinder? Sylar copes next to Mohinder. His smoked attitude smiles above the guideline. Why does the export emphasize Sylar?"

"Next to Mohinder shifts Sylar. The verifying dust shines against the unemployed contributor. When will Mohinder nest? When can Mohinder stare opposite the weary baggage? The rag scratches beneath a peasant. Mohinder spits inside Sylar. "

"Mohinder overflows Sylar behind a reversed mill. Why does a referenced scientist mob Sylar? Why can't Sylar sandwich the breakdown? Mohinder runs after the lengthy mankind. "

"Sylar frowns above Mohinder. Why won't Mohinder provoke a diagnosis? Before the sore shines the kept secretary. Sylar conceals Mohinder underneath the pale taxi. A torn consumer deserts Mohinder. Mohinder troops Sylar. "

"A danger flowers after Sylar. Sylar wants Mohinder under the stretch process. Mohinder contracts Sylar across the visit. The happier transcript speaks Mohinder into the obsessed genocide. "

... Is this about FYG?

"A honey wants a brave music. Mohinder dominates Sylar. The cooling well shells the worm. Sylar aims the confining terror around a soil. Mohinder shoves Sylar on top of the bath. "

Hawt.

"Sylar wards Mohinder beside the subject phoenix. Mohinder fights Sylar. Sylar heads the hierarchy underneath the appointed burst. The sixteen amateur pains a soap. Does a relevant chunk consent? Mohinder resides."

This sounds like a non-con fic.

"Why can't Mohinder bite Sylar? Will Sylar behave near a bugger? Mohinder demonstrates the lake above each tired rocket. How does a panel tower? Her wed visit buffers a brown regret. "

"Mohinder eggs Sylar. Throughout every iron gulf flips the dense misuse. Sylar enters Mohinder. A mill pounds down upon Sylar. "

"The boiled variance noses without a greatest horse. Mohinder plays! The break plays with Sylar on top of the populated fiddle. Sylar messes Mohinder inside the very coffee. Below the net fountain burns an engaged neighborhood. "

Random Bobhinder Paragraphs:

"Can the sixth height mend against Bob? Bob quibbles on top of Mohinder. The cliff retracts beneath a shout! Why can't Mohinder faint next to Bob? Mohinder grasps Bob beneath the pill."

[info]ibroketuesday: I think that last sentence is talking about how Mohinder gave Bob a handjob after Bob took his Viagra

"A ready likelihood runs under Mohinder. Bob explodes near Mohinder. Will the pleased freedom behave? Why can't the patient name Mohinder?"

"How will a burden flash into the real brick? Mohinder agrees a drill behind your warrant. Under Mohinder laughs Bob. Bob breaks underneath Mohinder."

See?! Mohinder is totes the top.

"Bob stunts Mohinder behind her prerequisite. The motorway uprights the wartime against the systematic father. Why does its unconscious haircut riot across Bob? Above Bob experiments Mohinder. Bob tongues Mohinder near the sterile pie. Bob tastes the ethic past the due refrain."

Hey! Mohinder isn't a girl.

"Why does Mohinder drown Bob? Bob burns across Mohinder. Should Bob bow Mohinder? Mohinder overflows below Bob. The toward vat invests in Bob in the pending muddle. Mohinder peers in Bob."

"How can Mohinder behave underneath Bob? The trend sports Bob throughout the faithful. Bob snacks on top of the retired tea. The rounded barrister stops behind a pardon. "

"Bob replaces Mohinder against a scarf. How will the muttering headache witch Bob? The rot rackets the practised lady with each item. When can the pill index Bob? Bob brushes against a workable recipient above a worrying purple. A condemned correspondence treks behind the alcoholic."

"Mohinder crawls into Bob. Bob fines Mohinder. The tomato steels Mohinder below the consumer. Mohinder begs Bob. Bob expects every copyright."

LOLOLOLOL. Mohinder crawls into Bob and he FINES him for it.

"When will Bob screw Mohinder? Mohinder enters Bob. Why can't Bob reckon within Mohinder? A pops tag treks a freeing pole."

This one wins on so many levels.

Random Chylar Paragraphs:

"Chandra screams the priest opposite an answering magic. Every meal cracks! Chandra flips. A mailed disregard rests near my symmetry. Gabriel argues the silver. Gabriel experiences Chandra."

[info]ibroketuesday: Chandra is an experience now
[info]ibroketuesday: like a ride at a theme park
[info]ibroketuesday: line up, pay, get on, get off!

"The overriding editorial approaches Chandra. Another literate battery interacts with Chandra with the debatable village. Chandra blinks the graduate. Gabriel reaches throughout the willing genetics."

"The scenery detects Gabriel. Gabriel plays. Near Gabriel hardens Chandra. Chandra blinks your inviting revenge."

Random Petrellicest Paragraph:

"The ideal microprocessor welcomes Nathan before this sexist skill. The tough refines Peter. Nathan cracks the pulse opposite a sod. Within Nathan arrives Peter."

... Does this mean Peter was on top?


I think this website is a slasher. And particularly a Bobhinder fan.

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Comments

[info]kalikahuntress wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
The bobhinder and Chylar is extremely disturbing, and I'm laughing at the Mylar. I like the Dom!Mo angle in most of them,lol.
[info]cookie_simone wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
LOL! Me too! Though, I did also keep on getting ones where Sylar tried to hack or chop Mohinder.
[info]himhilien wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:39 am (UTC)
The Bobhinder ones win. LOL!

I must say these random paragraphs are way better than some of the fic I've read.
[info]cookie_simone wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
LOL! Word! And some of it reminded me of fics I've actually read. Which is kinda scary.
[info]himhilien wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:43 am (UTC)
This is true... I think someone should use one of these sentences as inspiration for a fic and post the fic at a comm. I'm thinking using one of the Mylar sentences to see how many comments that fic gets. Not that I'd do it myself.
[info]cookie_simone wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:44 am (UTC)
You could do it with your sockpuppet!

Yes, these should be prompts.
[info]himhilien wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:47 am (UTC)
But I don't have a sockpuppet.

Totally.
[info]cookie_simone wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:50 am (UTC)
Get one! You'll need it for the future Heroes ship war (IT WILL HAPPEN SOMEDAY).
[info]himhilien wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
I'll think about it.
[info]himhilien wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
Why do I keep doing this? *headdesk*
[info]resol37 wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 05:15 am (UTC)
Pure brilliance
[info]nowhack wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 01:14 pm (UTC)
Mohinder eggs Sylar. Throughout every iron gulf flips the dense misuse. Sylar enters Mohinder. A mill pounds down upon Sylar.
HAH! This one is especially hilarious. It's almost like a plotbunny for a crack!fic that suddenly turns smutty... if someone were actually on CRACK while they came up with it.

The Bobhinder ones are even more incredibly slashy; so much so, that it's almost disturbing. I guess we all know what that website's OTP is!
[info]top_hatted_girl wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
But it's so sad! Just as he and Mohinder are finally consummating their OMGSOPYUR romance, a mill pounds him into a pulp- probably during the- ahem ahem- act itself!

Sounds like a grand crack!tragedy to me. A crackedy, if you will.
[info]cookie_simone wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)
But it's so sad! Just as he and Mohinder are finally consummating their OMGSOPYUR romance, a mill pounds him into a pulp- probably during the- ahem ahem- act itself!

At least he died happy? I hope Mohinder didn't get squished in the process, too. It's possible! It could've just fallen on Sylar's head or something.
[info]top_hatted_girl wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
Mohinder is far too pretty to be squished. He would deflect the mill with his own gorgeousness. Sylar, though... well, he wasn't turned around. How could the mill see his face? I'm afraid everybody's favorite brain-eater would be a goner.
[info]top_hatted_girl wrote:
Jul. 14th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
"Gabriel experiences Chandra."

Yup. Broke mah brain with awesome.
[info]helen_damnation wrote:
Jul. 30th, 2008 11:45 am (UTC)
Frickin' hilarious! This entry should be rated NC-17. What's with all the 'exploding' and 'entering' and the like?
[info]cookie_simone wrote:
Jul. 30th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
I know! That paragraph generator is very dirty.
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Sep. 6th, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
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